My sincere apologies for the long break between entries. Been busy having a big surgery because of the cancer I have. I know, borrrrrring! No worries, my friends. The story I'm here to tell you is not about my "cancer journey," it's about my Soul Journey. My hope is to convince you through this story that magic is real. Unicorns are real. MIRACLES ARE REAL. In fact, in a world of infinite possibilities, doesn't that mean anything is possible?
(Spoiler: here's the part where you're instantly going to think I'm nuts)
...drumroll please... currently getting over myself...not caring...here I go...I'm just stalling now....
LOADING COURAGE TO TELL YOU....
My name is Laura "Lala" Lookingbill.
I am the WTF Unicorn and a Unicorn Soul Healer.
OH PLEASE KEEP READING!!
If you've felt lost, I can help you find yourself.
If your auro is off, let's turn that thing back on!
If you've felt sad, I can help you find your happiness.
If you felt like you can never "take a breath," I can help you breathe easy.
If you've quarreled with someone, I can help you find common ground.
If something's been destroyed, I'll help remind you to create. Because guess what, hunny bunny? There is no creation without destruction!!! Even Leonardo DaVinci had to DESTROY a beautiful piece of wood, and other materials from nature in order to CREATE the Mona Lisa. Ya pickin' up what I'm puttin' down yet?
If your light has been dim, I can help you shine bright like a diamond.
If the fire inside of you has been flickering, I can help you stoke it.
If the fire inside of you has gone completely OUT, maybe that mutha f*cka needed to be stomped the f*ck out anyways!! Because last I checked, starting fires is f*ckin' FUN!!!
But the most import “If” is…
IF YOU'VE FUCKED SOMETHING UP, I CAN HELP YOU UN-FUCK IT UP!!!! Yea, that's right, I said it. On Gaaawwwd I can. You see, there can be no fuckable things, without unfuckable things.Yeah, I said that shit too. Who's nuts now? MLS (or whoever those torturous paper-writing mofos are) can quote ME on that.
I AM the WTF Unicorn, mutha fuckas!!!! Pew. Pew. Who dares tell me otherwise?
How did I do? Did I fulfill all my ancestors requests from the lighting storm I talked about on my previous post? Make a comment whether you think I'm nuts or not.
Hopefully I've peaked your interest, at least for a bit. If you’re going to look at your phone, might as well read my shit.
That’s my time for now. There’s so much of the story left, I hope you tune into my YouTube channel and my IG page @wtfunicornlala.
TLDR (too long didn't read) Here's my shamless plug:
My name is Lala the WTF Unicorn (it’s what the FUN as it pertains to my Unicorn name - get your mind out of the gutter, jeez).
Please check out my merch and art on my websiie. I’ll have limited edition t-shirts coming very soon. I promise you’re gonna want one, ya Daddy gonna want one & most importantly ya Mamma gonna want one too. Shooooot, even ya Nana, who knows?
100% of the profits will help an old, disabled, ex-nurse cancer patient support herself, which is me! Self-sustainability gives me dignity. Just want to make a donation to help me keep the WTF going? You can Venmo me at @Lalalooky
Thank you so much for considering. I love you. Until next time. I hope you have a glittery night.
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